Episode's summary
Virginia A non-deadly snake on a plane causes flight cancelation in Japan. Man pulls a gun on neighbors after they turn down his offer for cocaine.
Virginia A non-deadly snake on a plane causes flight cancelation in Japan. Man pulls a gun on neighbors after they turn down his offer for cocaine.
Episodes
Man arrested for taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football in peace. Man pulls gun on his neighbors for refusing to do cocaine with him.
ListenedVirginia A non-deadly snake on a plane causes flight cancelation in Japan. Man pulls a gun on neighbors after they turn down his offer for cocaine.
Nail salon gave a customer herpes twice in two years. Woman blocks food delivery robots as a form of protest.
ListenedNail salon in Portland, Oregon is being sued after giving a customer herpes for second time in two years. Woman arrested for blocking food delivery robots after claiming they're taking our jobs. War is raging between barbershops in the Netherlands.
"Our bikes are not for jousting", says E-bike company, Lime. Man wins local election after telling voters he's, "totally unqualified".
ListenedElectric bike company Lime makes announcement that their E-bikes are not for Jousting. State of Georgia gas station war triggers a police response. Canadian man wins local election after telling voters he's " totally unqualified".
Priest dies after large cross falls on him during livestreamed mass. "Fart Retreat" invites five days of shame free farting.
ListenedPriest dies after large cross falls on him during livestreamed Catholic mass in Ecuador. NAACP asked a resident to remove an offensive Halloween dead body decoration. Introducing the Fart Retreat where guests are encouraged to let it go shame free.
Floridaman shot Uber driver in the butt after he flirted with his girlfriend. Lady shot the manager after she was caught sleeping in her storage unit.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman shot the manager after she was caught sleeping inside her storage unit. Florida woman allowed strangers in need to charge their phone, in return they stole her car. Floridaman shot an Uber driver in the butt after he asked for his girlfriend's phone number. Man caught smuggling loads of birds inside his underwear at the Miami airport.
The Coffee Episode
ListenedThe Coffee Episode - Flashback. Trapped miners survive for days on Coffee. Man is killed by 200 cups of coffee. Dunkin Donuts tests a 48 oz bucket of coffee. Graveyard Coffee truck is banned. Starbucks in So. Korea asks customers to not bring in computers and printers. Floridaman breaks into a stranger's home and makes coffee.
Woman married 14 men to fund her gambling habit. Idaho voters get to choose an official state gun.
ListenedLas Vegas woman married 14 men to fund her gambling habit. Idaho voters will choose an official state gun during the upcoming November election. Hail satan erupts at a city council meeting and a pastor insists the curse on their city be reversed.
College professor accused of urinating on students' backpacks. Dolphin named Bubbles makes other fish vomit and then eats it.
ListenedDelta airline passenger stole an airport tug and drove it on the tarmac until crashing. College professor accused of urinating on students' backpack. Dolphin named Bubbles makes other fish vomit and then eats it.
Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea is rapidly exploding in the US. Short father pays for shorter son to have $150k leg lengthening surgery to feel better.
ListenedGuitar Center removes it's "ban" on playing Stairway to Heaven within the store. Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea is exploding in the US and spreading rapidly. Short father pays for his shorter son to have $150k leg lengthening surgery to feel better.
Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House again. Floridaman breaks up with stripper, who then threatens to off his wife.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY.- Florida woman indecently exposes her lady organs in the middle of an argument at a Waffle House. Florida woman left behind a bottle of vodka at a T-Mobile store after attacking the employees. Not one, but two cranes fall on top of a Florida home in same day. Floridman breaks up with his stripper girlfriend, who immediately threatens his wife and family, is arrested.
Woman pretends to be substitute teacher in order to berate children.Young man admits to police he tried to make love to a pony named Cheeky.
ListenedTeenage hiker rescued off the side of a mountain cliff in Canada after using AI to guide his route. Young man admits to police he tried to have sex with a pony named Cheeky. Woman pretended to be substitute teacher to go into class and berate children.
Woman injured by giant mechanical penis ride in Las Vegas. Russian spies are pooping in enemy toilets.
ListenedWhiskey will be distilled and aged in outer space for the first time. Russian spies are popping in the toilets of their enemies as a scare tactic. Woman files law suit after she is injured by giant mechanical penis ride at a Las Vegas bar.
Wife shoots husband for leaving his gun around the house. Vietnamese cat stealing ring arrested after stealing over 2,700 pets.
ListenedWife, angry with husband for leaving his gun around the house, shoots him to, "teach him a lesson". Vietnamese cat stealing ring arrested after stealing 2,700 pets from various neighborhoods in Ho Chi Minh City. Giant hairball removed from young woman's stomach in India after eating her own hair for eleven years. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and…
Teacher fired for offering extra credit for cash donations. Pet cemetery is over capacity so please stop leaving your dead pets.
ListenedIowa High School teacher fired for offering students extra credit for donating cash to her personal GoFundme. New Jersey man won the National Bigfoot Calling competition in New York. Abandoned pet cemetery caretaker asks public to please stop leaving their dead pets at the cemetery.
Florida mom abandons her four children to go on a 3 day cruise. Floridaman hit by a car while filming his haircut in the middle of a highway.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mom abandons her 4 children to go on a Carnival cruise. Young Floridaman hit by a car while filming Tiktok haircut challenge in the middle of the road. Family's Disney vacation was ruined after 3 year old daughter finds a sex toy at the resort hotel. Florida woman transported to la ocal hospital to have meth extracted from insider her lady genitalia.
Fraternity suspended after forcing members to swallow live goldfish. Enjoy coffee with alpacas at this Serbian cafe.
ListenedCollege fraternity suspended after forcing members to swallow live goldfish. State of Tennessee failed to execute a lady by lethal injection twice. Cafe in Serbia allows enjoy coffee in the company of real alpacas.
Olympics approves a river crawling with crocodiles for rowing events. Prisons in Canada will distribute paper straws to inmates for safer snorting.
ListenedA river in Australia crawling with 500 crocodiles has been approves as an Olympics rowing venue for 2032. Sweden launches new campaign urging the elderly citizens to be ruder to scammers. Prisons in Canada will distribute paper straws to inmates for safer snorting of their narcotics. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for…
Toddler brought a loaded gun to daycare. Man crashed his truck into a store because he needed to use the bathroom.
ListenedMan destroys a home with a stolen tractor after his rival urinated on his family's graves. Driver crashed truck through a Kroger grocery store in Texas because he needed to use the bathroom. Police investigating after toddler brings a loaded gun to a daycare. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
People are smoking cigs in order to quit vaping. Zombie lady bites part of a woman's head off and spits it into a grate.
ListenedNew study shows people are smoking cigarettes in order to quit vaping. Belgium has a big time laughing gas problem. Woman had a piece of her head bitten off by a stranger, who may be a zombie, in Seattle.
Floridaman strangles girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed. Florida woman throws vegan mayonnaise at a driver during road rage.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - After fleeing the police a Florida woman crashes into school bus with pipe bombs and other weapons in her car. Florida woman threw jar of vegan mayonnaise at another driver during a road rage incident. Floridaman pulls a gun on fire fighters that were trying to save him. Floridaman strangles his girlfriend after arguing about flatulence in bed.
Wendy's restaurant releases an original EMO album. Pet male tarantula was going to die a virgin, his owner went on the web for a date.
ListenedWendy's fast food restaurant releases a new original EMO music album using real artists. Man used fake penises to convince clients he had the spiritual powers to remove their bad luck. Pet male tarantula was about to die a virgin, until his owner turned to the web to hook him up.
Old man's scrotum was whistling, leaving doctors confused. Teacher in Tokyo brought students to rob homes with him.
ListenedTeacher in Tokyo, Japan brought students with him to rob homes. Doctors discovered a 72 year old man's scrotum was whistling due to a collapsed lung. Welcome the return of a popular unvaccinated singles match-making event (and dating app).
Child fight club at a daycare breaks rule number 1. Study: 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days.
ListenedTexas daycare being sued by family alleging the staff ran a child fight club. New study shows 1 in 3 Gen Z men haven't touched themselves in 90 days. 95 year old William Shatner is singing lead vocals in a metal band.
Third person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Man arrested for pepper spraying a moviegoer for cellphone usage during film.
ListenedThird person dies of malaria from a mosquito on a plane to Germany. Mother arrested for giving her baby away to a stranger at a Texas bus stop. Man arrested for pepper spraying a moviegoer for cellphone usage in Burbank, CA.
Florida woman arrested after husband finds video of her having sex with the family dog. Florida mom and son arrested for having relations "about 100 times" on video.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - Female passenger took off all her clothes and engaged in some indecent acts on an American Airlines flight to Miami, Florida. Floridaman arrested after hiding under a couple's hotel room bed while they slept. Florida mother and son charged with incest after having sexual intercourse on camera "about a hundred times." Florida woman arrested after husband discovers home video of her having sex with the family dog.
Deputy and wife beaten up by Waffle House employees over parking. Gambling related Emergency Room visits are on the rise.
ListenedDeputy and his wife were beaten up by Waffle House employees over a parking spot dispute. New study suggests lack of water makes large moon colonies impossible. More people than ever are going to emergency rooms for gambling.
Angry villagers take a cell technician hostage over poor area coverage. Chinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram.
ListenedChinese billionaire has nearly 300 children with US surrogates off Instagram ads. Angry villagers in India tie a cell tower technician to a pole in protest against poor cellular coverage. Backyard dog breeders are trying to trade French Bulldogs for Pokemon cards at trading shows.
Zoo apologized for offering a Child Predator Tour. Nurse performed an exorcism on an elderly nursing home resident.
ListenedZoo in England apologized for selling tickets to the Child Predator Tour. South Korea built an app for victims of stalking to track their stalkers and watch their approach. Nurse is accused of performing an exorcism on an elderly nursing home resident.
Man sexually abused koi fish and other stuff. New conspiracy based on traffic lights being weapons of destruction.
ListenedMan has been arrested for sexually abusing a koi fish in Bangkok. Honor student has been suspended for bringing coffee to class. Boomers are attacking traffic lights over deadly weapon conspiracy theories.
Florida woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor that was sleeping with her husband. Mother arrested for punching her child's school principal and teacher.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for walking around a Target parking lot in a G-String and sneakers. Florida mother arrested after punching her child's school principal and teacher in their faces. Unlicensed Florida body piercer called the "Piercing Fairy" was jailed for unlicensed operations on clients. Florida woman threw bucket of poop on neighbor she thought was sleeping with her husband.
Wanna pet baby goats with rabies at a mobile petting zoo? Are you a "Furry"? Don't bother to come to this Renaissance Fest.
ListenedEntire family in North Carolina exposed to rabid baby goats at a mobile petting zoo. Man posed as pro 49ers NFL player and conned 26 women out of $1.3million. Renaissance festival in MD is banning "Furries" this year because they haven't cooperated in the past.
Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Six Flags rollercoaster shut down after putting rider in a coma.
ListenedFamous influencer "Tiny" Ubiribo dies after botched penis enlargement procedure in Thailand. Political candidate charged with trying to plant cocaine on his opponent in Missouri. Intense Six Flags rollercoaster closed after two riders suffer brain hemorrhages, one still in a coma.
Man raises 400 ostriches after tick bite leaves him allergic to meat. Put the "fun" in funeral with a Hungarian grave digging contest.
ListenedKentucky man raises a farm of 400 ostriches after tick bite makes him allergic to mammal meats. Snoop Dogg offers $10k month to be his international ice cream taster. First national grave digging contest held in Hungary.
Smell of weed stops a women's US Open match. Man shoots his cousin over whose enchiladas are spicier.
ListenedWomen's US Open match had to be stopped because of the strong smell of weed. Man shot his cousin during heated argument over whose enchiladas were spicier. Police are trying to find the thieves who stole 70,000 pints of delicious Guinness stout.
Florida woman pleasures herself in public, stated she "just wants to feel good". Police learn the hard way, you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with drug money.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - Police arrest a Florida woman for pleasuring herself in public and then stating, she "wants to feel good". Floridaman accused of attacking his neighbor over a dog feces dispute. A Floridaman smashes multiple properties with a metal pipe after just getting out of jail for killing a swan. Florida police learn the hard way that you can't trust "Crooked Jess" with money to buy crack.
The infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack. Mountain climbers are melting Everest's glacier with their urine, study shows.
ListenedCalifornia's infamous serial buttsniffer has been arrested again for smelling crack in Burbank. A group of jurors selected Reese Witherspoon as foreman because they believed the Legally Blonde actor actually went to law school. Mountain climbers are melting Everest's glacier with their hot urine.
Teacher sets up a "Fart Corner" for her students. Woman wakes up to a bat crawling into her mouth.
ListenedWoman wakes to a bat trying to crawl inside her mouth. Teacher criticized and praised for setting up a fart corner for her elementary school students. Pabst Blue Ribbon gives thieves two weeks to return the beer truck they stole with 40,000 pounds of beer.
Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food. Man drove a guillotine over to the Capital Building, gets arrested.
ListenedPolice arrest California man after he drives a guillotine over to the Capital Building in DC. Harvard Medical will pay out millions to familes after their dead relatives' body parts were sold on the black market. Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food totally nude.
Floridaman punches Chuck E. Cheese employee for stealing his girlfriend. Floridaman exposes himself while working at Steak and Shake.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself to customers while working at a Steak and Shake restaurant. Florida woman arrested for breast feeding her baby while very drunk. Floridaman punches a Chuck E. Cheese employee, who is a minor, for stealing his girlfriend and getting her pregnant. Florida woman scammed senior citizens and hiding the cash up inside herself.
Dragonball Z theme park is planned for Paris. Target just sold a racist Halloween costume.
Listened$7 Billion Dragonball Z theme park has been planned for Paris. Canadian grocery are being sued for selling fake maple syrup. Target in trouble for selling a racist Halloween costume.
Teenager in India was killed in a plot to steal his testicles. 38 year old woman pretended to be a 12 year old to trick adoption parents.
Listened38 year old woman claimed to be a 12 year old autistic girl to trick a family into adopting her in Brazil. Father left his 7 year old son all alone on for 7 hours on Mount Fuji to continue hiking with his other son. Teenager in India was killed for his testicles to be sold on the black market.
Robot breaks Usain Bolt's sprint record at the World Robot Games. Man takes a hostage, locks himself in men's room, demands a hypnotist.
ListenedChinese robots break a few human athletic records at the World Robot Games in Beijing. Man took a customer hostage in a grocery store and demanded the police send him a hypnotist. Man covers himself in black tar to rob a store thinking he could hide int he dark.
Florida woman bites off her husband's ear while driving. Florida lady let's an 11 year old with autism drive her to 7-11.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after biting off her husband's ear while driving on the highway. Florida woman allowed an 11 year old boy with autism to drive her to 7-11, a crashing ensues. Floridaman who was deputy of the year has to quit the force after several egregious behaviors including Nazi salutes and speeding. Florida woman calls 911 over a traffic ticket and police find 28 bags of fentanyl in her crack.
Rescue pug wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. Sad lady sues in order to swim with dolphins to get happy.
ListenedRescue pug from California wins title at the annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest. US Army members are being offered four days off to play Grand Theft Auto 6 if they re-enlist for two more years. Woman filed lawsuit in order to swim with dolphins in Hawaii because she's sad.
600 students escape a haunted hostel after girls are possessed. Celebrity claims she had an exorcism using a didgeridoo.
ListenedAccused landlord murderer boards a flight and leaves the US while he was on a weekend pass from a Virginia mental asylum. Celebrity actor Kaia Gerber says she had an exorcism performed on her with a didgeridoo. 600 Indian student escape a haunted hostel amid girl possession rumors.
Woman dies and comes back to life, gets a parking ticket. World Toe Wrestling Champions have been crowned.
ListenedWoman dies and comes back to life only to find they gave her a parking ticket. Harvard shows that when new album is released there's a rise in fatal car crashes in the US. England crowns the new World Toe Wrestling Champions.
Airport sauna closes after travelers turn it into a sex den. Boat Captain fined for blowing a horn to wake a polar bear.
ListenedBoat operator fined thousands for using a foghorn to wake a sleeping polar bear in Norway. AI boss fires the first human employee at a San Francisco market place. Air France closes their lounge sauna after travelers allegedly turned it into a sex den.
Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car. Floridamen battle with machete and hatchet in a Publix parking lot.
ListenedFLORIDA FRIDAY - Two Floridamen fight in a Publix parking lot with a machete and hatchet. Florida "Tombraiders" steal from mulitple cemeteries across the state. Floridaman vandals several Flok cameras and is later arrested with the help of a Flok camera. Floridaman caught using a "Whizzanator" in the back of a police car.
NASA says the Earth's gravity won't disappear for seven seconds this year. Bird flu leads to worldwide shuttlecock shortages.
ListenedNASA forced to debunk a conspiracy theory about the Earth's gravity disappearing for 7 seconds yesterday at 10:33 am. Bird flu driven feather shortage is affecting shuttlecocks and the badminton world. Suspicious package turns out to be an adult toy that shut down traffic in Washington DC during rush hour.
Naked woman steals a fire truck in Wisconsin. New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls.
ListenedPolice in Wisconsin arrest a naked woman driving a stolen fire truck. Man drinks heavily, takes steroids without working out, as an experiment to see if he can place in a bodybuilding competition. City of New Orleans will use AI to handle their 911 emergency calls.