The Goods from the Woods

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with our good friend, comedian Robert Yasumura! We talk about the scourge of A.I. taking over stand-up comedy, and the scourge of insane security guards taking over Sam's workplace. We try out a new enery drink made by some of the worst people in the world. We also send out a hearty "Rest in Piss" to the glady-departed former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert and televangelist Jim Bakker. Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now, y'all. You cannot follow Robert on social media because he isn't on there. Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Become a supporter of our show by joining our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: https://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian Neil Charles! We chat about the recent controversy going on in the comedy community with seemingly every working comedian in the U.S. taking on Sebastian Maniscalco and Sirius XM Satellite Radio. Then we chug a ginseng energy drink from Pakistan and talk about their increasingly-militaristic ad campaign. Neil shares some of his autumn music recommendations and The Outfield's "Your Love" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all! Follow Neil Charles on Intagram @CertifiedHilarious and on Twitter @NeilCharlesFTW. Listen to Neil's podcast "Swatches and Boomboxes" anywhere you get fine podcasts. Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Become a supporter of our show by joining our Patreon here: https://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: https://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are chillin' at Disgraceland with the HILARIOUS John-Michael Bond! We kick this one off by chugging a lead-laden energy drink made by Detroit weed felon and endorsed by a Miami steroid maniac. Then, we run down a couple of recent news stories including a disturbing update from Colorado gubernatorial candidate and cajun karate master Victor Marx. We also talk about Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville going into a dogfight with furry pilots. The Scorpions' "No One Like You" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now, y'all! Follow John-Michael on Twitter @BondJohnBond and on Instagram @JohnMichaelsMistakes Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with the Goods from the Woods World Heavyweight Champion, Justin Morales! The boys chat about Justin's recent trip to Japan, some great new movies, and a guy in Texas who can't stop staring at the sun. Then they test out TWO Godzilla-branded energy drinks and pay tribute to Haruo Nakajima, the man inside Godzilla suit for the first 24 years of the character on film. Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Do us a kindness and tune in now, friends! Follow Justin on Instagram @TheJustinMorales Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with our ol' pal, the "American Treasure", Seth Pomeroy! We chat about Hunter Biden's crypto scam and Seth's viral Mac Miller video. Then, we throw the whole show into chaos with twelve ounces of Kratom energy drink. It's insanity in a can. We talk about a new New York Magazine article about Donald Trump's ballroom. Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now, y'all. Follow Seth on all forms of social media @SethPomeroy and subscribe to Hargrove House Docs on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/@HargroveHouseDocs Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with the HILARIOUS comedian Heather Winter! We chat about the very strange recent officer-involved shooting of a beloved donkey in rural Georgia. Then we try out an energy drink made by Diddy's Vice President, Real Husband of New York, and questionable ad guru, Josh Taekman. Then, Rivers shares the INSANE true story of Elmer McCurdy, an outlaw who was shot dead by authorities in 1911 and then spent an ASTOUNDING sixty-six years as a grotesque sideshow attraction. Limp Bizkit's "My Way" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Light up your life. Tune in now. Follow Heather on all forms of social media @HeatherRWinter Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and Rivers's co-commentator at Wrestling Pro Wrestling, Erik Barnes! We open up on a somber note as we talk about the passing of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. Then we test out a rodeo-themed energy drink that our friend Jay in Oklahoma sent to us. We also chat about the list of strange cowpokes who endorse the drink. Rivers shares the INSANE story Trump's most loyal aide, Natalie Harp, and the EVEN MORE insane comments people leave on the YouTube video for Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me". This one is tons of fun! Give us a listen now, folks. Follow Erik on social media @ErikWBarnes Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with the ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS stand-up comedian Erin Lampart! We chat about Sam's recent trip back home to Austin, Rivers's recent celebrity sighting, and Erin's new board game acquisition. Then, the gang chugs an energy drink called "LOTUS" and talk about its extremely weird founder and CEO. Rivers shares the story of Webster Edgerly and his late-19th century cult called "Ralstonism" and how it relates to the most delivious snack ever. Godsmack's "I Stand Alone" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! You don't wanna miss this one. Give us a listen, folks! Follow Erin on social media @ThatsSoLampy Watch 'Married to the Eiffel Tower' here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xInWMRzEan8 Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are joined at Disgraceland Studios by one of our ALL TIME favorite comedians, Connor McSpadden. We chat it up about A.I. bro country music and a real estate development in Carter's neighborhood that has been taken over by a pack of coyotes. Then we try out a DISGUSTING energy drink made by two British bad boy fitness bros and their managers. Rivers shares the tale of a railroad man who intentionally crashed two trains together at full speed in 1896. The results will shock you! MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Do not miss this episode, y'all. Follow Connor on all forms of social media @ConnorMcSpadden and check out his comedy special "Live in Tuscon" on YouTube. Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' at Disgraceland with TWO amazing guests, comedians Kevin O'Fee and Seth Pomeroy! We kick this one off by talking about the HILARIOUS funeral of Senator Lindsey Graham. Then we test out a Kirkland Signature Energy Drink and share some harrowing tales from the Costco Reddit. A man in Connecticut is suing Comcast for Vaudevillesque human rights abuses and Judas Priest's "You've Got Another Thing Comin'" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks. You're gonna have a good time. Follow Kevin on Instagram @Kevin_OFee and check out his show "Those Aren't the Words" every month at The Good Nite in North Hollywood, CA. Follow Seth on Instagram @SethPomeroy and watch his stuff on his Hargrove House Productions YouTube channel. Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers, Sam, and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with NO GUEST NEEDED! We kick this one off by testing out an energy drink called "Yahweh" with white Jesus on the outside of the can and the holy spirit inside. Then we chat about a recent incident at the grocery store where Sam works and the weird Hawaiian surfing cult that former Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard was a part of since birth. Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now and praise be! Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are joined at Disgraceland Studios by comedian Jeff May! We kick this one off by testing out an energy drink called "GURU" which has a fun connection to Big Tobacco and some light treason. We talk about Jeff's various projects in the world of comic books. Rivers shares his new favorite political candidate: Colorado governor hopeful and master of "Cajun Karate," Victor "The Dangerous Gentleman" Marx. Plus, Cinderella's "Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone)" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks, and watch for the swamp leg sweep! Follow Jeff on Instagram @HeyThereJeffro2 and listen to his many fine podcasts including "Jeff Has Cool Friends" wherever you find podcasts! Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland with our friend, comedian, podcaster, and scholar, Dr. Benjamin Sawyer! We kick this one off by having a go at Ben Shapiro's insane new movie starring recently-canceled Mavel villain Jonathan Major. We chug something called "Accelerator" and talk about their weird line-up of brand endorsements. There's a pint-sized tyrant loose in suburbia, and folks say a lot of weird stuff in the commets of a Luke Bryan video. This is a fun one. Give us a listen! Follow Ben on all forms of social media @SawyerComedy and listen to his INCREDIBLE history podcast The Road to Now. Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is joined at Disgraceland Studios by THREE hilarious comedians: Brandie Posey, Kyle Clark, and Rick Wood for our annual tradition of trying to find the funniest year of all time. This time, it's all about THE YEAR 1996. In Part 2, we go into absolutely everything from the last six months of this year: movies, music, TV, news, and politics. We also get all hyped-up on BAWLS. This was an absolutely crazy year for news and pop culture and we hope y'all have as much fun listening to it as we did recording it. Follow Brandie, Kyle, and Rick on all forms of social media @Brandazzle, @KyleClarkIsRad, and @RickW00d respectively. Follow the show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is joined at Disgraceland Studios by THREE hilarious comedians: Keith Carey, Kevin Anderson, and Kyle Clark for our annual tradition of trying to find the funniest year of all time. This time, it's all about THE YEAR 1996. In Part 1, we go into absolutely everything from the first six months of this year: movies, music, TV, news, and politics. We also get pretty drunk on Cabo Wabo Margaritas. This was an absolutely crazy year for news and pop culture and we hope y'all have as much fun listening to it as we did recording it. Follow Keith, Kevin, and Kyle on all forms of social media @KeithTellsJokes, @KBAndersonYo, and @KyleClarkIsRad respectively. Follow the show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios, NO GUEST REQUIRED! We're talkin' about some recent banana-related drama in the hardcore punk rock 'n' roll scene. Rivers shares the beauty of foreigners experiencing American nonsense for the World Cup, and Sam talks about his recent trip to the Magic Castle in Hollywood. The boyss sample TWO horrible drinks: one is a lemon espresso soda and the other has a literal root inside it. Oasis's "Wonderwall" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, y'all! Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is chillin' at Disgraceland with TWO incredible guests, comedians Atlas Novack and Seth Pomeroy! We kick this one off talkin' Disclosure Day and whether or not Steven Spielberg truly belives that MSNBC can save us all. We try out an energy drink made by a venture capitalist who HATES chaos. We also check in on the ongoing science experiment going down in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. 50 Cent's "In Da Club" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, y'all. You're gonna love it! Follow Atlas on social media @AtlasNovack and listen to his podcasts Nexus at Night and Generation DAN. Follow Seth on social media @SethPomeroy and subscribe to his YouTube channel Hargrove House Productions. Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here:…

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hanging out at Disgraceland with one of our all-time favorite guests, comedian Nicole Yates! We tart this one off with a wild story of a recent family bonding experience in West Georgi in which a father and son teamed up for a drive-by shooting. We also sample an awful energy water called "Orka," and talk about its incredibly eco-friendly packaging. There's an update on the never-ending fall of "America's Job," MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell. Plus, Rivers tells the story of Charles Mallory Hatfield, a con artist from the early 1900s who made a fortune by claiming he could summon rain in Southern California. "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do) by Hall and Oates is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! You're gonna love it. Follow Nicole on social media @YatesyTime and chek out her food blog DidjaEat? here: https://didjaeat.com/ Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the…

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are back together at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and writer Carly Garber! We chat about America's increasingly-embarassing 250th birthday party. We also test out a new kind of Monster Energy Drink for the ladies! Carter and Carly went to the fair, Sam got tossed around by the Mandalorian, and Rivers found a WWE A.I. robot that cannot pronounce "WWE". Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now! Follow Carly on social media @CaryJGarber Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with our best good pal, comedian Joe Kaye! We start this one off by opening a care package from Tennessee , courtesy of our buddy Nashville Will. Will generously sent over some Amish sweet treats along with a rather unsettling jar of pickled bologna. He was also nice enough to send along a regional ungodly concoction called "Tennergy," produced by an eccentric cast of local charaters from the Volunteer State. Rivers takes a moment to share fond memories and pays tribute to a beloved Yukon Territory landmark known as "The Pit," which was recently lost to a fire. We also discus Mr. Wonderful's new data center that's threatening to swallow Utah whole. Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg's "Still D.R.E." is our Jam of the Week! Tune in now, y'all. Follow Joe on social media @JoeCharlesKaye Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of…

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with comedian Aedan Danehy! We talk about a professional managerial vampire bat's hilariously clueless graduation speech. We try out an energy drink made by one of Trump's mistresses. Then, Rivers tells the story of one of the greatest conmen of all time Sir Gregor MacGregor. "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now, folks! Just hours prior to recording this episode, Aedan was hit by a car and he STILL made the pod, so you GOTTA follow him on Instagram @Aedan333 Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with the one and only Babs Gray! We kick this one off by talkin' about Rivers's viral Scientology tweet and the recent "Scientology Speed Running" phenomenon on TikTok. Then, we chug an energy drink called UNITY (spelled "UNTY") made by a teenage used car salesman and CBD-addicted model. We lament the death of Spirit Airlines, and celebrate the life of a headless chiken. Toby Keith's "As Good as I Once Was" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Turn your life around and listen today. Follow Babs on Instagram @Babs_Gray and listen to her exceptional podcast Lady to Lady! Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with the great Brandie Posey! We kick this one off by talking about the recent antics of America's diminutive, fall-down drunk FBI Director Kash Patel. Then, Sam talks about the man who will surely replace him, the guy he saw chiefin' on that mellow fetty on a crosstown Los Angeles bus. Then we test out a Playboy energy drink and talk about foreigners scamming people with A.I. MAGA girls. Brandie takes us on a tour of her hometown of Severna Park, Maryland. Our JAM OF THE WEEK is "Hotel California" by The Eagles. Listen to the show now! Follow Brandie on social media @Brandazzle. Subscrube to Burn This Records and watch Brandie's new comedy special 'Milk Job' on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/keeGXF8Ajms?si=ORCUPhF_Bhf1aiXY Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content!…

In this episode, Rivers is joined by longtime friends of the show, comedians Kyle Clark and Luke Jensen! We kick this one off by celebrating free speech and the recent in-court victory of an Alabama granny who got arrested at a protest for dressing up as a gigantic weiner. Then, we go EXTREMELY international by testing out the Chinese version of an African energy drink. Luke takes us on a tour of his hometown of Fargo, North Dakota, and LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Follow Kyle Clark on social media @KyleClarkIsRad Follow Luke Jensen on social media @LukeFJensen Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are guestless and care free! We chat about Rivers's newest Instagram freaks and a recent concert that Carter attended that made him feel old. We test out a mushroom energy drink called "Melted Forest", and then chat about two recent paranormal incidents relayed by high-ranking government officials. T. Rex's "Bang a Gong (Get It On)" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod '

In this episode, Rivers and Carter welcome comedian Allen Strickland Williams to Disgraceland for a SUPER FUN episode! We start this one out by touching on Kristi Noem's husband's shocking leaked photographs and Rob Schneider's embarassing stand-up set at CPAC. We test out L.A. Dodgers superstar Shohei Otahni's energy drink from the Kowa-Syncron Corporation. Then we take a trip down to Allen's hometown of Orange Park, Florida, nestled in the suburbs of Jacksonville. From a gator snacking on a pig to bizarre stories of half-human, half-chimp hybrids and the infamous reputation of the worst Wendy's in the Sunshine State, this small town has it all! Finally, we've got a JAM OF THE WEEK from Jacksonville superstars Lynyrd Skynyrd. Tune in now, folks! Follow Allen on Instagram @AllenStricklandWilliams and on Twitter @TotallyAllen Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as…

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgracelad Studios with comedian Adam Quesnell! We heat things up with a spicy energy drik called "Cocaine". Then, we chat about Bill Maher's Mark Twain snub and Sam's ancestor who REALLY hated jazz. Rivers shares an wild article from 1898 in Adam's home state of Minnesota and, speaking of which, Prince's "When Doves Cry" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, y'all. Follow Adam on Blue Sky @FAQRules and listen to his podcasts 'Movies Over My Hammy" and "Trek in the Valley". Check out Adam's special, 'Egghead', on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrhh1Fmw0_w Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode. Carter and Rivers are chillin' at Disgraceland Studios with filmmaker and comedian Seth Pomeroy! They kick things off by diving into some potential summer anthems, featuring tracks from Afroman and a rising artist from the Bay Area named LaRussell. Then, we chug an energy drink called "Bloom". Bloom is made by a couple of natural healing podcast weirdos and contains something called "Galactomannan." Rivers tells the boys about the weirdest event of 1940s Hollywood, "The Battle of Los Angeles." Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Póg mo thóin, y'all. Give us a listen. Follow Seth on everything @SethPomeroy Watch Seth's video essay about Elliott Smith here: https://youtu.be/sSvCGQyqsCQ?si=FKfMw2taUA618wU0 Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the…

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with TWO incredible guests: comedians Jon Allen and Blake Hamilton! The boys start things off by chugging a Swedish energy drink that tastes like candles and talking about a song from 1997 scientifically designed to be the worst ever. Then, they talk about the WWE debut of Danhausen, who made his grand entrance from a gigantic wooden box. This leads into Rivers's deep dive into the true stories of guys who mailed themselves and the disastrous outcomes that followed. Bob Seger's "Night Moves" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in, everyone! Follow Jon on social media @TheJonAllen Follow Blake on social media @Blake__Hamilton Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here:…

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hanging out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and professional wrestling commentator Erik Barnes! Things kick off with a discussion about some peculiar personalities Rivers recently discovered on Instagram and Carter's awkward experiences dining at restaurants with "Daddy" in their name. Then, they chug an energy drink called "Gorilla Mind" made by the steroid enthusiast who brought down the "Liver King". Rivers shares the story of Edgar Laplante, the conman who spent the Jazz Age posing as "Chief White Elk," a decorated Indigenous war hero who was actually just a two-bit white criminal from Rhode Island. Zac Brown Band's "Toes" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks. Follow Erik on social media @ErikWBarnes Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a…

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian Atif Myers! We kick this one off by chugging literal salt water (pineapple-flavored) made by a treacherous crossfit man. Then we chat about Atif's hometown of Upper Marloboro, Maryland and its weird bloody history. Also, there's a human-goat hybrid that stalks the woods there. It's a kooky place. Electric Light Orchestra's "Don't Bring Me Down" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now. Follow Atif on social media @AtifMyers and check out his podcast "Sus Stories." Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are joined at Disgraceland Studios by TWO of our all-time favorite guests, comedians Joe Kaye and Kelly McInerney! We kick this one off by chatting about "The Big Game" and, more importantly, the halftime show from Bad Bunny and the other halftime show by Kid Rock. Then, we chug a tangerine-flavored energy drink made by the Mexican juice company Jumex. That leads us down a weird rabbit hole into the wacky world of performance art. REO Speedwagon's "Take it on the Run" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! Follow Joe on social media @JoeCharles Kaye. Follow Kelly on social media @KellyMcInerney Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam welcome comedian Aedan Danehy to Disgraceland Studios for a helluva good time! We kick this one off with TWO K-Pop-themed Red Bulls from Thailand. Then, we go through the story of the worst lottery winners in history, including the infamous "Lotto Lout" from the UK, teenage fortune squanderer Michael Carroll. Eric Church's "Record Year" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Listen now, y'all Follow Aedan on Instagram @Aedan333 and on Twitch @ItsMeAedan Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome back to the show our ol' pal, comedian Robert Yasumura. We kick this one off by talking about some hilarious old-timey patent medicines from a website called "The Quack Doctor". Then, we try a modern day ungodly concoction, Alani-Nu's new "Cherry Bomb" flavor. We talk about the weird life and ignominious death of Dilbert creator and all-time curmudgeon, Scott Adams. Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks. Robert is not on social media. Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome comedian Sal Calanni to Disgraceland Studios for a grand ol' time. We start by paying homage to the late great Grateful Dead co-founder, Bob Weir. From there, we talk about some of the amusing flops at the recent Consumer Electronics Show. We give the new AriZZona Rizzler-flavored fruit drink a try. Rivers shares the story of the cartoonishly-evil 19th century San Francisco industrialist, Charles Crocker, and his 40-foot high "spite fence". We close it out by reading some weird comments left on Billy Joel's "Uptown Girl" music video on YouTube. This one is a ton of fun and we can't wait for you to hear it! Tune in now, y'all! Follow Sal Calanni on social media @SalCalanni and check out his new special "Mental Spillness" on his YouTube channel here: https://www.youtube.com/salcalanni Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the…

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are back in Los Angeles for the first pod of 2026! We're joined on mic three for this one by our ol' pal, filmmaker and comedian Seth Pomeroy. We kick this one off by chugging a Polish Monster Energy Drink. Then we check in on some Cameos from the sixteen-time World Heavyweight Champion, Ric Flair. Killswitch Engage's "The End of Heartache" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, cuh. Follow Seth on all forms of social media @SethPomeroy Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers is back in his hometown of Auburn, Alabama, cuttin' it up with some of the finest folks East Alabama has to offer in the "Squalor Parlour." Joining him are Auburn legend Miles Bugg, comedian Nick Morgan-Moore, and community organizer extraordinaire Warren Tidwell. We start by chugging the new Liquid Death energy drink. From there, Miles and Rivers share a wild tale involving an old friend's eyebrow-raising proposal tied to a Russian love bot website. We share some of our best-ofs for 2025, and about the most underrated villain of the year: FBI Director Kash Patel. Kash was recently on a podcast with his girlfriend talking about Uber Eats and Netflix, when he was supposed to be out looking for a triple murderer. We talk a bit about a new use for J.D. Vance's memoir and "Riders on the Storm" by The Doors is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks! Happy New Year. Follow Miles Bugg on Instagram @BioBugg Follow Nick Morgan-Moore on Instagram @NickWMM Follow Warren Tidwell on…

In this episode, Rivers goes to Amoeba Music in Hollywood, CA to dig through the Bargain Bin for weird LPs with comedians Kevin Anderson and Joe Kaye. The albums we played and talked about are as follows: Dirty Angels - 'Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye' (1976) Poppets - 'Steal it Like a Thief' (2013) Pat Travers - 'Makin' Magic' (1977) Watery Love - 'Decorative Feeding' (2014) Robert Storey - 'Come Up and Hear My Etchings' (2018) Mental as Anything - 'Spirit Got Lost' (1983) Snowball - 'Defroster' (1978) Kate Davis - 'Fish Bowl' (2023) Sailcat - 'Motorcycle Mama' (1972) Agapeland - 'Sir Oliver's Song: A Musical Lesson About the Ten Commandments' (1979) Mane - 'Alpha Female' (2017) The Bad Joke That Ended Well - 'The Bad Joke That Ended Well' (2012) Follow Kevin on everything @KBAndersonYo Follow Joe on everything @JoeCharlesKaye Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as…

HO! HO! HO, Y'ALL! In this episode, Rivers is snowed-in at Disgraceland Studios hangin' out and roasting some chestnuts with our ol' pal, comedian Justin Lain! We test out Sprite + Tea and talk about Christmas in Justin's hometown: New Orleans, Louisiana. We also chat about some of the worst gifts ever given according to folks on Reddit, and we've got a new batch of horrible Christmas songs to check out. Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Happy Holidays, folks! Hope it's a good one. Thank you for listening. Follow Justin on social media @TheJustinLain Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' at Disgraceland Studios with our ol' buddy, comedian Dave Yates! We try out an energy drink made by a VERY intense ex-Marine and podcaster named "Jocko". Then, we talk about the life and recent Congressional ambitions of Vince Offer aka "The Shamwow Guy". We chat about our favorite concert experiences of 2025 and Black Shelton and Trace Adkins' "Hillbilly Bone" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, y'all. Follow Dave on all forms of social media @YatesComedy and buy a bottle of Ha Ha Hot Sauce here: https://www.hahahotsauce.com Music at the end is "Christmas in My Coffin" by Nobody's Peach.

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with our ol' pal and the pride of Lookout Mountain, comedian John-Michael Bond! We kick this one off by downing a reality TV couple's very coconutty energy drink. Then we talk about some of the most morally dubious reality TV shows of all time. After that, we sample a bit of the U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary's erotic poetry. Plus, our big dumb president is making his Hollywood dreams come true in reuniting the whole gang from the film Rush Hour. John-Michael takes us on a tour of his hometown of Chattanooga, TN, and Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks! Follow John-Michael Bond on Instagram @JohnMichaelsMistakes Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt…

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with Warren Tidwell and Adam Keller! Warren and Adam are labor organizers from Alabama who came to L.A. to do a little direct action at the L.A. Auto Show. We talk about their very serious and important work before going into some good ol' shenanigans. We sample a Country Time Pink Lemonade energy drink and talk about the surprisingly weird history of pink lemonade. Then we talk about some A.I.-powered toys with dark implications and some Thanksgiving horror stories. Hank Williams Jr.'s "Family Tradition" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Happy Turkey Day, folks! Give us a listen. Find the Alabama Center for Rural Organization and Systemic Solutions here: https://www.acrossalabama.org Listen to Adam on The Valley Labor Report here: https://tvlr.fm Follow the show on social media @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus…

In this episode, the Psycho Circus is back in town! For this one Goods from the Woods Boys are so pleased to welcome back combat athlete extraordinaire, Goods from the Woods World Heavyweight Champion, and butt rock aficionado Justin Morales! We kick this one off with an energy drink called "Gym Weed" and some light 'Predator: Badlands' talk. Then, we get into our amazing single elimination tournament of the buttiest of the butt. Who's gonna win when the titans of butt rock collide? We've got Saliva AND Theory of a Deadman. We've got Soulfly AND Buckcherry. We've even got some butt rock-era Sugar Ray. This is an insanely hilarious episode six years in the making and we can't wait for you to hear it. Follow Justin on Instagram @TheJustinMorales Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods…

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and author Kym Kral! We chat about a recent news story out of Mississippi involving a bunch of escaped monkeys ridden with disease and anger issues. Then, we sample a canned mocktail called "IMPROV!" made by a pretty weird guy out of San Diego. Kym takes us on a tour of her Denver suburban town of Littleton, Colorado and Sam shows up right at the end! Follow Kym on all forms of social media @KymKral. Check out her podcast "Kral Space" and read her book 'Confessions of a Recovering Party Girl'. Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for UNCUT video versions of the podcast as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, ALL of the Goods from the Woods Boys are in the house for the 500th episode of our podcast. First up, Rivers, Sam, and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios, chuggin' a retro JOLT Cola, and talkin' about Carter's face being all over the 2025 World Series. We answer questions from our beloved listeners and Three Days Grace's "Animal I Have Become" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Then, Rivers hops on the Zoom and catches up with our co-host emeriti, Dr. Pat Reilly and the Sepulveda Cowboy himself, Mr. Goodnight! Thank you to every single one of our listeners! We are so happy to bring the show to you each and every week. Y'all are the best. Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this episode as well as TONS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt here: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, Y'ALL! In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out with comedian and comic book man extraordinaire Kyle Clark! Tonight we're taking a haunted tour through the deep woods, desolate fields, and dark alleys of the intersection of the American South and the Midwest. First, we go to the haunted prairies of the Sunflower State! Kansas has LOTS of haunted pizzerias, a minotaur named "Bullsquatch", multiple headless horsemen, and no shortage of real-life maniacs. Then, we take a trip across the river to Missouri! The Show Me State features an unpopular cryptid named "Momo", several ghosts of actors who died in their costumes, and penguins from outer space! AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now! Follow Kyle Clark on all forms of social media @KyleClarkIsRad and check out his new comic "Huzzah!" on his Substack. Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod. Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for the UNCUT video version of this…

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome our ol' pal, comedian and actor Blake Hamilton! We start things off with an "ultra hydration" drink courtesy of the "Call Her Daddy" podcast crew. The drink is called "UNWELL" and it's literally just seawater. We also talk about Unwell's other partner, the always reliably evil Nestlé Corporation. Next, we take a spooky stroll through Blake's hometown of Huntsville, Alabama. We go through the EXTRA CREEPY YouTube comments left on The Police's classic hit "Every Breath You Take." Tune in now! You're in for a great time! Follow Blake on social media @Blake__Hamilton Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are THRILLED to welcome comedian Lisa Chanoux to the show. We kick things off with a discussion about the recent, boring movies from The Rock and Jared Leto. Next, the we try out an energy drink called "DNA," whose CEO also owns a company called "Grinder," but, like, not that one. We take a look at a Silicon Valley mogul's mysterious closed-door lectures on the Antichrist, and Lisa gives us a tour of her hometown, El Paso, Texas. Speaking of Texas, ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Tune in, folks. You're gonna love it! Follow Lisa Chanoux on all forms of social media @LisaChanoux and go see Chatterbox Comedy Night every Sunday night at The Chatterbox in Covina, California. Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SamHarter666 Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods…

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome comedian and writer Carly Garber to the show! The gang kicks things off by trying a unique peach and oolong-flavored Pepsi from China. Then we talk about a contest Pepsi held in the Philippines during the early '90s, which resulted in riots and the deaths of five people. We also dive into the recent story of the "Q-Anon Shaman," infamous for his role in the January 6th insurrection, and his wild new $40 trillion lawsuit against Donald Trump and James Cameron. Rivers shares the very strange tale of the "Mad Gasser of Mattoon, Illinois," and this week's JAM OF THE WEEK is A Flock of Seagulls' 80s classic "I Ran (So Far Away)". Tune in now, folks, it's a good one! Follow Carly on all forms of social media @CarlyJGarber. Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content!…

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland Studios with comedian and film director Ron Placone! We kick this one off by testing out an energy drink supposedly made by a bunch of Arizona bros in their dorm. Then we talk about the company making thousands of boring A.I. podcasts every week. Ron takes us on a tour of his hometown of Pittsburgh, PA, and Luke Bryan's "That's My Kind of Night" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! This one's a real humdinger! Give us a listen, folks. Follow Ron Placone on all forms of social media @RonPlacone, listen to 1000 Podcast, and watch his movie 'Left At Wall' now on Tubi! Follow our show @TheGoodsPod on absolutely everything! Rivers is @RiversLangley Sam is @SlamHarter Carter is @Carter_Glascock Subscribe on Patreon for an UNCUT video version of the show as well as HOURS of bonus content! http://patreon.com/TheGoodsPod Pick up a Goods from the Woods t-shirt at: http://prowrestlingtees.com/TheGoodsPod